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Another One for Obi (getting mature themed)
She was formed in the darkness
behind a closed door
She was tempting, delicious
my buttery whore
She imprisoned my jealousy
and garments I craved
And the drink that transformed me
considered depraved
She molested long stockings
I wore when I shaved
and bikini-like skivvies and hot lingerie
(I like dancing about with my smalls hanging out)
When I get home from Obi's
I'll look for her there
She's my confidant mistress
ma muse du repaire!
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Structured: Western
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Just my poetic imagination at work, Inspired by the contest, but not for the contest. Have at it, Obi! Cheers!
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Comments
Obadiah Grey
Sun, 2024-07-07 09:59
Oh, isn't it wonderful how
Oh, isn't it wonderful how humour transcends borders.
thanks fer the wrinkle 'neath the eye
and the chuckle in the throat. Thomas.
There are, and have been,
quite a few kindred souls here at N/P
that I would love to sit down with and have a beer,
be they a they, a them, a he or she and all that bollocks.
You caught me of guard with an image of you prancing about with yer tackle out!
And The Muse is a beguiling creature, mine has always been partial to a slap n tickle !!
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A Fakesqueerian sonnet fer Thomas.
Bless all the barmaids that have ever lived
who carried featherlite and knobbly ribbed,
who listened to waffle and crap I spoke
who granted liddle me, a slap n poke,
Who parted flaps whilst in drunken stooper
and gave the bird, to the party pooper!
the big ones, the small ones, the fat n thin
god bless slappers, that invited me in,
Bejeezus Begorra, Mag da Horra,
bless all barmaids, I'll shag on the morra!
big tits big ass, n the ones that pass gas
god bless the ones that I’ve yet to harass,
for whisky- for beer- god bless ya m’dear,
even big Sally; fer the gonorrhea!!
Obi.... Or, Sillyman Fakesqueer .
Triskelion
Tue, 2024-07-09 17:13
Dang!
...that's a bawdy diddie in Jake time, Obi. You never cease to surprise me with your speedy retorts. Maybe one day if I get around to your neighbourhood, we can have a meet over a beer, seein' as you have little pride over who you associate with. Cheers!
Thomas
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...so like my lost dreams...the flood
Obadiah Grey
Sun, 2024-07-07 10:36
Gestalt...
she's a technicoloured melodrama
fringed in pink
a loony tune character
penned in indian ink,
She's positive, she's poignant
blessed with perfect poise
my snake wrangling lady- -
she's one o' the boys.
She's a synaptical sexy siren
and rather refined
a whoreatical kinda woman
that fucks with my mind,
She's passionate and pendulous
immersed in deep thought
She's my minds Mary monster--
my cerebral - consort,
Triskelion
Tue, 2024-07-09 17:03
..superb...
...retort and lightning fast return..lol! I'm reading this one as one for the current contest " falling for my therapist" . I got nothing to volley back this time, but watch out in the future!
Cheers Obi!
Thomas
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...so like my lost dreams...the flood
Ruby Lord
Sat, 2024-07-13 14:39
OMG will you two get a room,
OMG will you two get a room, pleeease!
Give and grow - let's raise our verses together. I'm happy to comment on your work and appreciate a comment on mine.
Triskelion
Sat, 2024-07-13 16:29
get a room...
How I love to serve premium scotch
while I'm wearing a thong on my crotch
Yes, revealing's my dream
(although most people scream)
But it seems Ruby Lord likes to watch!
Cheers, Ruby!
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...so like my lost dreams...the flood
Ruby Lord
Sun, 2024-07-14 05:10
Aloe vera, for itchy stubble
Aloe vera, for itchy stubble :)
Give and grow - let's raise our verses together. I'm happy to comment on your work and appreciate a comment on mine.
Triskelion
Sun, 2024-07-14 08:19
Hide your eyes, Obi...
I use aloe vera for itches
and chafing from servicing bitches
relieves minor troubles
of rashes from stubble
and doubles as lube in the ditches
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...so like my lost dreams...the flood
Ruby Lord
Sun, 2024-07-14 08:23
OMG, still at it? Ha ha. :)
OMG, still at it? Ha ha. :)
Give and grow - let's raise our verses together. I'm happy to comment on your work and appreciate a comment on mine.
Triskelion
Sun, 2024-07-14 08:28
Still at it...
...that one is borderline jingle quality. I surprised myself!
Cheers, Ruby!
Thomas
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...so like my lost dreams...the flood
Ruby Lord
Sun, 2024-07-14 08:33
Anytime Thomas, but please
Anytime Thomas, but please don't encourage me to comment on your dirty ditties, I am easily distracted. Ruby :) xx
Give and grow - let's raise our verses together. I'm happy to comment on your work and appreciate a comment on mine.