"Doctor Doctor my wife needs help
She thinks she is a horse!"
"Hmm! This sounds like a serious
schizophrenic course
The treatment could be very long
And medicine is dear
You can't expect a cure for this
To come within a year
I tell you this in honesty
Of treatment and the cost
To prepare for what you should expect
So you won't feel so lost."
"Time is not a problem Doc
Whatever time it takes us
And money is no object either
She won her last three races!"