Despite the onslaught of paparazzi, I (an eccentric and opportunistic kindhearted sexagenarian - born January xiii, mcmlix at The Christ Hospital within Mount Auburn, Ohio) instantaneously shied away from the spot (klieg) lights, and avoided crowdsource most of my iv and lx orbitz round the earth mainly on account of being gifted with introvertedness somewhat minimized by chomping on powder milk biscuits, which magically mysterious and top secret ingredients gave this once painfully shy person formidable courage to face fearful fixes such as getting up out of bed first thing in the morning and crafting one or more essays, poems, vignettes, et cetera.