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Toasty Tootsies,

As winter slaps the arse autumn
and lambs no-longer bleat.
I'm glad I saw these socks n bought 'em--

I've got reeaally frigid feet.


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Your sense of humor is well expressed in your writing..

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make sense and stick with you, because, while funny they are so true! ~ Geez.

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I've since learned to inhale through my nose
and exhale through my arse!

Thanks fer the comments chaps.


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Another real pleasure Obi.

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