God(ess) blocked their way back up the path, as Adam and Eve tried to retreat to
Eden. "NO! this is no longer your home. you must go out into the world That I will
create NOW," She said as She slammed her staff tip down! being still pissed off at
Eve for her audacity to touch the forbidden fruit of the Tree Of Life! "Now you will
have children and they will age you. For NOW you are vulnerable to many ailings and
burdens of Man!"
Eve, for the first time, shed tears of abandonment. Adam did not even blink. his mind
was a blank canvas. suddenly a bulb of light flashed, as he had his first cognoscente
thought! "if I'm the first man, and I've had no ailings or burdens, how can I suddenly
develop them?" Adam cried perplexed. "all things are possible. as I am GOD(ess)or
didn't you get my memo?" again Adam was perplexed. "I am God, your creator!" getting
a bit heated...
So off they went into the green and blue world to discover their five senses and sex.
speaking of which, they "begat" two sons. their names being Cain and Abel. Abel was
fair and had a kindness about him. while Cain was more mercurial and secretive. one day
in a fit of rage, Cain slew his brother Able! God was so enraged that he marked Cain for
life and sent him off to live with another tribe!
*this is the narrator speaking... WHAT FREAKIN' OTHER TRIBE???!!! to which God blew up
in a puff of blue smoke and dissipated!