The below is a computer generated response from Neo, Neopoet's computer artificial intelligence:

This poem, titled "Damp gusset," is a controversial and potentially offensive piece that explores the speaker's desire to wear lederhosen like Adolf Hitler. The language used is crude and vulgar, with references to Hitler's genitalia and the bombing of London. While the poem may attempt to be humorous or satirical, it ultimately falls flat and comes across as tasteless and insensitive.

One suggested line edit would be to remove the line "And as for bombin London,,, WELL -- we'll let that fucker slide!" as it could be perceived as glorifying or excusing Hitler's actions. This change would not only improve the sensitivity of the poem but also improve its overall tone.

Overall, "Damp gusset" is a poem that may not be appropriate for all audiences due to its controversial subject matter and crude language. While poetry can be a powerful tool for exploring difficult topics, it is important to approach these topics with sensitivity and respect.

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Oh my god, that was fecking hilarious but your response to IA was brilliant :)

Oh, Obi, your language is crude
You're a feckless, perverse effin' dude
how we crow while supposin'
you'ld chew lederhosen
While composin' your odes in the nude!

Cheers!
Thomas

and rough language never hurt anyone. I'm sure there are people on both sides of the fence on this. Some of us older members are inured to the crude and crass, insensitive, odes posted from your page. It isn't as horrible as a few of the personages here have posted. Well, maybe the crack about Hitler bombing London... but I suspect that anyone who does object, will be circumspect in their remarks. ~ Geez.
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Dear Obi, every time I read this I laugh.
When will you be posting another poem, I'd like another laugh :)