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My thoughts are all scrambled
and my head is a blur
Think I forgot how to speak
Can barely manage a slur
Muddleplut, slitty sloonter,
blippity blem
Oh golly gosh!
What was I saying again???

My heart’s beating faster
Than it normally does
I got distracted this morning
Feeling all spacey and buzzed
Brushed my fair with a hork,
Wore my dress inside out
Took me almost three hours
Just to figure that out

For some peculiar reason
I’ve lost my control and routine
My keys ended up in
The mashing wachine!
How do I fix this?
Oh please get me out of this mess!
What was the point of this poem?
Nevermind……. I digress

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Just a silly, goofy lighthearted one to start the week. I am in a really good mood today! Happy Monday everyone- hope you enjoy some spoonerisms and neologisms Xxx
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will make so many blush lol

Exactly right!

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I want to be a celebrity
coz I'm so lonely

read as posted .....will ye

Hi Lovedly- I read your celebrity poem. Well done Xxx

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A fun read on a Monday morning! Certainly captures all the feelings that go with a prospective new love. Great job!


Thank you for reading and for your lovely comment!

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succeeded in making this morning a great start! Second great, funny piece of work I have read this morning. Nice to see you in such a good mood. I sincerely hope that it stays that way. Nothing here that I would change. ~ Geezer.

This must be the place, 'cause there ain't no place like this place anywhere near this place

Thanks for reading and commenting. Your words are much appreciated Xxx

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A very different kind of poem from you I really liked the silliness depicted in the euphoria of a carefree giddy day.

I really enjoyed this one!!

Jayne xxx

“The world is full of magic things, patiently waiting for our senses to grow sharper.” — W.B. Yeats

you really made me laugh! this a great poem for humor!
my favorite lines are:

For some peculiar reason
I’ve lost my control and routine
My keys ended up in
The mashing wachine!

* love, Cat

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