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Big Sally.

Bless all the barmaids that have ever lived
who carried featherlite and knobbly ribbed,
who listened to waffle and crap I spoke
who granted liddle me, a slap n poke,

Who parted flaps whilst in drunken stooper
and gave the bird, to the party pooper!
the big ones, the small ones, the fat n thin
god bless slappers, that invited me in,

Bejeezus Begorra, Mag da Horra,
bless all barmaids, I'll shag on the morra!
big tits big ass, n the ones that pass gas
god bless the ones that I’ve yet to harass,

for whisky- for beer- god bless ya m’dear,

even big Sally; fer the gonorrhea!!


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to all of those that ply their trade! Some that will and some that won't, I'm hoping that the Gonny one's don't!
. Nice little ditty! ~ Geez.

It seems that the days and hours that people
are available for chatroom are staggered and
not a good match for most everyone. How about
if everyone just shows up at the door, whenever
they have a few free minutes?

The fatter the arse
the more comfortable
the landing, Gee.

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I really like these sort of humorous pieces. Just wish I could do a better job myself when attempting to write one! Nice work,!!

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Thank you, Sir.

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