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A GOOD HAIRY BEAVER

The best beavers are nice and hairy
especially when they're wet
though I've heard of hairless ones
I've never met one yet.

I like tits smallish and perky
and hooters not overly big;
the ones which fit in a cupped hand
are the kind I really dig.

And when it comes to asses
I prefer them young and lean
with a bit of hairy tail
peeking out from in between.

Aquatic mammals, birds and donkeys
are what I'm talking all about
so if your head is in the gutter
please try your best to get it out.

Another not ready for prime time poem lol

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You're bad.

Me too, so easily led by the ring in my nose. btw, do you have a book ready of your *not ready for prime time poems"? They're sure to be a big seller. Can I pretend I co-wrote it, I want to be rich and famous too.

Your friend and co-writer, Anna. ;-)

No book yet lol.But about any of my stuff qualifies. ......stan

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Good to bring a smile to your face. A comma after every which,? Seems every which, way I look, I seldom see a which, followed by a comma. This might be a thing which, is distinct to Scotland, but I'll research it. I never have paused i speaking after saying which,. "That which, doesn't kill us makes us stronger" just doesn't sound natural to my ear.......................stan

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freakin' commas and apostrophes
will always give me a fit
and probably be the death of me
e're i Finally get "it"
Old brain must advance by baby steps lol............stan

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lol..i'm not fooled..i do really know what you are talking about...

raj (sublime_ocean)

Oh, whatever could you mean? (he asked with wide-eyed look of innocence) lol.................stan

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now.~~ Gee

There is value to commenting and critique, tell us how you feel about our work.
This must be the place, 'cause there ain't no place like this place anywhere near this place.

How in the world did you happen upon this old thing? I'm glad you dropped by..................stan

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Stan

I think you been hanging around that Ephy too long Lmao. It would take you to write a perversion to a hairy beaver like this. You are a mess!! LOL I prefer charlie brown over beavers.. lmao

Hugs
Mona

What do you mean? this is just another simple nature poem (he says with bewildered innocence) lol..........stan

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don't be fooled by his "bewildered innocence"...lol...

raj (sublime_ocean)

Aquatic mammals, birds and donkeys, you say?

yeah, right...(i reckon raj called it)

when you're bad, you're good, mr s

cheers
p

Boy, I must be in the midst of a bunch of people who have only one thing on their minds......Poetry of course lol..........stan

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I tried to go in chat tonight but it is saying no good to open it up. Maybe they are working on it now.

Stan you little beaver
Why did you leave her
Left poor little Linus
crying with no blankie
That good ole Stan
instead of, showed off
a bit of his hankie prankie

That ones' for you Stan the Man. I think you and that Ephy guy been sitting up on that log near that old creek by your house hitting up some Budweisers and making some rhymes

Into the forest they did creep
N'er a beaver around
Both drunk
Like a skunk
And fell flat
arse in the creek

lmao... OH I am having too much expense I mean fun.

Winky Wonky:)

Sleep Heavenly Children Sleep and off to bed Charlie Brown went and Linus with no blankie.

lala land it is and was...

The End

sianora

Good fun response. Never been drunk but if I had I'd do like Obama and blame it on Busch lol.......stan

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That's a good one Mona...it sure made everyone laugh..

the reason why Stan wore a bewildered mask was because behind it he was having a great laugh too...for revealing the places his mind can wander into...lol...

raj (sublime_ocean)

We need to have a fun nite where we can poke at each other and not stick each other. Hey Stan how about that one. A fun nite of poetry we could write whatever the heck we wanted with no bars hold except of course calling out the negative. Sometimes poetry can be fun and in a group it is good so as not to be so stringent and so damn serious like it is a college course:) Oops did I just write that. No pun intended just have to lighten my load too as we all have a lot on our plates. Not just me

Okay so Charlie Brown behave:)

Mona
xox

So you're now saying you'd like a good "poke"? ............Good to know your knee pain hasn't affected libido lmao...............stan

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You see how twisted some words can get you in hot arse water? Oh the intepretations oh the intrepidations..laughing here at your notes. That word Libido does that mean Lib Did Do

lmfao

sorry I just had to do it. The muse is been on a vacation and she is trying to get it back and as far as the libiy diidi dooh..well that been off the market for quite some time .... I needed your jokes toght Stan. Knee is all messing up they not sure but will get second opnion soon like Tuesday.

Talk soon SHerlock

N dont forget lil linus

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