Antagonistic I have always been
And passionate in how I spend my days
Eclectic in the words with which I praise,
And quite atrocious in my cuisine.
Why lead a life that's flat and lacklustre?
Why decorate your house with dullest drapes?
I like to snack on kumquat, peach and grapes
No moment to fret and filibuster.
And songs are often rising to my lips
With notes upon angelic treble clef
I give instructions to my Spanish chef
"Prepare a menu of potato chips!"
I never analyse my creations
But live my life with great expectations.